I didn't just kneel. Physically unable to stand, I crawled to the porcelain god. Once there, I bowed low and offered every last ounce and residue of ingested contents to her. Repeatedly. A necessary evil, I haven't considered repentance an option, although I do feel forgiven after each deeply religious experience. And I simply flush it all away. Maybe I should be asking the forgiveness of Lake Ontario. That sounds right, but first things first, I'm parched. Anyone else for a glass of tap-water?
Now, able to stand without the assistance of a wall, I can walk the road to recovery. Hopefully it'll only be a quick detour before I step up to the real world full of health once again.
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3 comments:
ah!
i hope you feel better soon.
i didn't have such an experience.
i just have a lot of gross snot.
man. you can even make puking sound incredible.
you're amazing.
get better quick! it's your birthday week. praying.
ha ha ha ha... man. that was . . incredible.
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